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ALL Everything all at once. Parties Bar/Club because sometimes you gotta drown your sorrows. Bachelor/Bachelorette & Wedding because forever is long time. Birthday because you’re another year older. Frat/Sorority because your classes don’t start until noon. House Party because mom and dad are dumb enough to trust you. Pranks because you deserve it. Spring Break because Cancun is sexier than Cambridge. Tailgating because booze is cheaper than inside the stadium.

Party Holidays Cinco De Mayo because tequila just doesn’t drink itself. July 4th because nobody needs all of their fingers. Mardi Gras because… you know. New Years because it’s a new shitstained year. St. Patricks Day because it’s National Drunk Day. Holiday Parties Christmas because all the douchebags are home for the holidays. Halloween because adults like to play dress-up too.